Hear Hear !‏

Started by Chad, 20 November 2014, 01:55:06 PM

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Chad

At a recent session, the priest asked, Tony, a parishioner who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, if he would share some insight about his long and successful marriage.


Tony replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treata her nice, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"



The priest responded, "Tony, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!   Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"



Tony proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."

Orcs

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

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