Welsh Jokes

[Orcs]

Well I surfed the World Wide Web for Welsh jokes. - Edited out the really rude ones abouty sheep and all I got left was :-


My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch?

I said "how can you say such a thing


I used to go out with a Welsh Girl that had 36DD's - It was a ridiculously long name!


In the Bible it rained for 40 days and 40 Nights - thats a pretty good summer for wales !

[Techno]

In the Bible it rained for 40 days and 40 Nights - thats a pretty good summer for wales !

The last two summers have been really good !
Sadly, it's gone back to normal now......
Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

Did you hear the annual parade of the Cardiff Virgins has been cancelled this year because one slipped and broke her leg?

The other one refused to march alone!  

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Flint- a leisure centre.

IanS

Well some one HAD too. 

[FierceKitty]

Well some one HAD too. 

A Welsh poster wouldn't have made that mistake, boyo.

[Techno]

I could if I'd wanted to.....especially as I still can't get the spell-checker to work here.....and now the additional 'Smileys' refuse to appear.
(I wonder if it works if I use 'Explorer' and try and ignore the ****ing pop-ups ?)
Cheers - Phil.

[Heedless Horseman]

Always a mistake to make jokes about the Welsh...they carry big sticks with strings on!       and oh, b****r...