If Fifty Shades Of Grey Was Written By A Man...

Started by Leon, 31 July 2014, 02:03:52 AM

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31 July 2014, 02:03:52 AM
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31 July 2014, 05:12:22 AM #1
 ;D ;D ;D ;D I do like the waiter being punched.
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Hertsblue

31 July 2014, 07:46:17 AM #2
 ;D =O =O =O ;D
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Techno

31 July 2014, 09:52:06 AM #3
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Has anyone here actually read '50 shades of grey' ?....I certainly haven't !
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FierceKitty

31 July 2014, 10:37:01 AM #4
I should think not. I haven't even heard of it. The idea!
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toxicpixie

31 July 2014, 10:49:06 AM #5
I flicked thru in Asda. It's quite poor... and it's not a BDSM relationship, it's just abusive so far as I can see!
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31 July 2014, 11:07:45 AM #6
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Chad

31 July 2014, 11:42:47 AM #7
Personally I prefer 50 Sheds of Grey. Far more practical.  :D

FierceKitty

31 July 2014, 11:46:49 AM #8
Interesting that there doesn't seem to be a Fifty Shades of Gay as yet.

(Also interesting; in same-sex romance writing, the real trouble is with the pronouns! Think about it.)
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FierceKitty

31 July 2014, 11:47:55 AM #9
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

paulr

31 July 2014, 08:17:47 PM #10
I only have about 20 shades of grey :(

But that was enough for the 1/3000th scale ships I was painting  ;D
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31 July 2014, 08:35:15 PM #11
Quote from: Chad on 31 July 2014, 11:42:47 AM
Personally I prefer 50 Sheds of Grey. Far more practical.  :D

Aren't these all quotes from Sheds of Grey, or have I missed something ?  :-\

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01 August 2014, 06:30:47 AM #12
I convinced my mother that "50 shades of grey" was a paint chart. Nearly got her to ask for it in B&Q.
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01 August 2014, 08:07:15 AM #13
Quote from: Techno on 31 July 2014, 09:52:06 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Has anyone here actually read '50 shades of grey' ?....I certainly haven't !
Cheers - Phil

Er, No. I didn't even know what it was until my wife explained it to me.
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Last Hussar

20 August 2014, 09:06:59 AM #14
I started reading it.  It is very poorly written - I couldn't make it as far as any of the 'kinky' bits.
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