Did you know....?

[Ithoriel]

Parker!
Yes M'lady?
Take off my dress!
Yes M'lady.
Remove my underskirt!
Yes M'lady.
Now unhook my bra and put it on that chair!
Yes M'lady.
Parker, remove my suspender belt and stockings!
Yes M'lady.
At last Parker, slip off my panties!
Yes M'lady.
And Parker ....
Yes M'lady?
If I catch you in my clothes again, you're fired!

[FierceKitty]

I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?

Just concentrate on those maqahitls, OK?

[fsn]

Oh! P***y is Putty! Putty. Of course. Windows - putty - obvious really. Silly me. Got that completely wrong.

I should stop spending so much time on the Top Totty page. 

[Techno]

Just concentrate on those maqahitls, OK?

FK.....I've told the forum before....I'm not supposed to mix my medication with alcohol !
(What do I need to mix to make a maqahitl ?....If it's as nice as a Mai Tai , I'll give it a whirl !) 
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.

[nikharwood]

Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.

Nicely phrased, FK, nicely phrased 

[Techno]

Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.

Any particular people ?

[FierceKitty]

The gods aren't too fussy about what you bring home for them; but perhaps young and tender, since the leftovers were eaten afterwards.

Ah, religion is a great moral force.

[Orcs]

The gods aren't too fussy about what you bring home for them; but perhaps young and tender, since the leftovers were eaten afterwards.

I wouldn't need a cricket bat to soften up some of the stuff on the Totty Page before eating them! 

[Leman]

Good Heavens!   

[FierceKitty]

I won't argue with you there.

[Hertsblue]

Surreal and more than slightly unpleasant. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Tastes good though....

ianS

[Leman]

Gentlemen. please.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Who de h*ll is you chatin at man.....

IanS