Did you know....?

[Techno]

If you cut (or plucked) every single hair from your head and body.......And then laid them all end to end.



You'd be a bloody weirdo ! 

[Hertsblue]

Wouldn't you prefer to just wait for alopecia?

[Orcs]

You could use VEET hair removal cream

See these reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

[Techno]

If those are the ones I think they are, Mark.....They're hilarious !!!
Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

  and tears as well!

[FierceKitty]

I prefer the Dorothy Parker version: "If all the young ladies at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." (quoted in various minor permutations)

[Leman]

I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.

[FierceKitty]

I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.

Translation for an ignorant but interested colonial, please. What does wimp mean as a verb?

[Leman]

Nothing. I just assumed the Yanks would treat laid in the same way as p***y. I wonder if I can write that beaver has been reintroduced to Scotland?

[Leman]

Yes I can, so we'll hav t talk about Mrs Slocum's beaver from now on.

[Techno]

 

Strange that you can't write the word 'putty', on the forum, DP.....I seem to be able to.
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).

[Leman]

Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.

[Techno]

Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.

People who live in glass houses should make sure they use plenty of p***y......Otherwise that's what's going to happen.

Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).

I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?

Cheers - Scott.

[Leman]

Yes, milady.

[Ithoriel]

Parker!
Yes M'lady?
Take off my dress!
Yes M'lady.
Remove my underskirt!
Yes M'lady.
Now unhook my bra and put it on that chair!
Yes M'lady.
Parker, remove my suspender belt and stockings!
Yes M'lady.
At last Parker, slip off my panties!
Yes M'lady.
And Parker ....
Yes M'lady?
If I catch you in my clothes again, you're fired!

[FierceKitty]

I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?

Just concentrate on those maqahitls, OK?

[fsn]

Oh! P***y is Putty! Putty. Of course. Windows - putty - obvious really. Silly me. Got that completely wrong.

I should stop spending so much time on the Top Totty page. 

[Techno]

Just concentrate on those maqahitls, OK?

FK.....I've told the forum before....I'm not supposed to mix my medication with alcohol !
(What do I need to mix to make a maqahitl ?....If it's as nice as a Mai Tai , I'll give it a whirl !) 
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.