In support of Ithoriel

[Heedless Horseman]

"Your flags are made from WHAT!!!"


Hope all ends well...seriously!   

[FierceKitty]

They are experts, fear not. Very few cock-ups after the operation.

[Leman]

 

[Last Hussar]

Ha- I was trying to explain to my new boss that my time off next week was authorised, but hardly knowing her I was a bit vague about what the operation was.  In the end she said "What, you having it lengthened?"

"um no, the opposite."

My wife wasn't happy I told her!

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[Last Hussar]

This hasn't helped my frame of mind

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/25/circumcision-led-to-penis-amputation-claims-man-suing-alabama-hospital_n_5619820.html

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

I haven't even got the nerve to look so that I could say I can't look.

[Techno]

I looked.

There's only a sliced banana pictured ....and some text which I think may be of somewhat dubious provenance. 
Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

Is that a banana or are you just pleased to see me?

[Last Hussar]

There you go Techno

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2014/08/judge_dismisses_suit_claiming.html

"Just a little off the top please..."

[Techno]

Uh-Oh.....
Dare I look at that one ?
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No point Phil - it's in English.

ianS

[Techno]

It's not the language I'm bothered about, Ian.....It's whether there are any vomit inducing piccies !
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

Not that I can see, Phil, and I'm probably even more squeamish than you.