First of the German Sausage jokes

[Ithoriel]

In an attempt to raise the tone ...

Schopenhauer - "The wurst is yet to come."

Benjamin Disraeli - " I am prepared for the wurst, but hope for the best."

Walt Whitman - "I am as bad as the wurst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

David Hume - "The corruption of the best things gives rise to the wurst."

[fsn]

Coats for the gentlemen!

[Chad]

Nurse the screens please!! 

[FierceKitty]

The best in our natures is drowning in the Wurst. - Salman Rushdie

[Hertsblue]

What baloney!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Ok - "It was the wurst of times, it was the best of times".....


IanS

[FierceKitty]

Aaargh!

[FierceKitty]

No Wurst, there is none; pitched past pitch of grief.... (If Hopkins had been German - come to think of it, his sentences do have a decidedly Teutonic tendency to go on far too long and in excessive complexity, so perhaps he secretly was.)

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Yes Dickens always brings the wurst out in me as well.

IanS

[mollinary]

What was it Hillaire Belloc wrote?    

"Always keep ahold of nurse
For fear of finding "a sausage!?"  (Or was it "something wurst"?).

I'll get my coat.

Mollinary

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Just to combine a thread -

I suspect this wurst is pasta it's best by date.......

IanS

[FierceKitty]

(Walks out in disgust at the desperation of this thread, salaming the door on his way).

[FierceKitty]

A banger, they call me (before anyone beats me to it).

[Orcs]

Leon- Please can you delete this thread its just the Wurst one ever


Its OK, I have my coat on and the door open.

[OldenBUA]

One end to this thread won't be enough, it will need two!