Zen Thought for the Day

[Chad]

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.


Do not walk ahead of me, for I  may not follow.


Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.


In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.

[Ithoriel]

Before you do a man an ill turn, walk a mile in his shoes.

That way you have his shoes and a mile head start!

[capthugeca]

Woman who cooks meat and peas in the same pot is not hygienic