Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

Started by Leon, 24 February 2013, 05:21:09 PM

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paulr

QuoteI've  got a fractured rib.

I was hit by a prison officer.
:o
QuoteNo, she used her hand.
:o  :o  :o
What did you do X_X
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Everything I was supposed to do!

I am a Civil Servant, and work in a prison. While officers obviously get full training in fighting the gentlemen, the "non-operational" staff also get some training.

I can't remember exactly what we were doing, but she struck me in the chest. She felt the rib "pop", and I definitely did!

As they can't do anything for a minor rib fracture, the hospital doesn't xray. The doctor said if it still hurts in a couple of days then it is a minor fracture.

It still hurts 3 days later. I'm going to be in pain until the new year.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Standard solution, drink far too much. And Comiserations
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QuoteStandard solution, drink far too much.
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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 November 2023, 09:16:48 AMI can't remember exactly what we were doing, but she struck me in the chest

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Last Hussar

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 19 November 2023, 10:33:26 AMStandard solution, drink far too much. And Comiserations
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QuoteHave you any suitable pain relief?
Apart from booze.
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Steve J

I've fractured my ribs twice and they are bloomin' painful once they start to heal, so you have my full commiserations old chap. I've popped a rib too, which was more uncomfortable and awkward rather than painful per se.

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Quote from: fsn on 30 November 2023, 02:50:11 PM

Anyone?

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You can afford the expensive burger place?
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Leon

Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 November 2023, 09:01:04 PMYou can afford the expensive burger place?

Five Guys?!   :D  Nearly had a heart attack in there and it wasn't from the grease on the burger!
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Apparently there's a yellow snow warning.

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