Out of the mouths of babes

[Orcs]

When I was six months pregnant with my third child,  my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to   get into the
shower.
She said, "Mummy, you are getting  fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in  her
tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your  bum?"

[Techno]

 

[sebigboss79]

 

[Hertsblue]