Confession

Started by Orcs, 29 December 2012, 11:15:19 PM

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Orcs

29 December 2012, 11:15:19 PM


An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tommy Atkins

30 December 2012, 03:00:33 AM #1
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Walk wide o' the Widow at Windsor,
For 'alf o' Creation she owns:
We 'ave bought 'er the same with the sword an' the flame,
An' we've salted it down with our bones.

Techno

30 December 2012, 07:24:49 AM #2
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nosher

30 December 2012, 09:56:27 AM #3
Excellent ;)
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

nikharwood

30 December 2012, 12:55:01 PM #4
 =O =O =O =D>

Sandinista

30 December 2012, 01:13:27 PM #5
 :D

FierceKitty

30 December 2012, 02:07:17 PM #6
Wouldn't make a priest jealous. They were clearly female and of years of discretion. ;)
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
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