Cowboy Joke

Started by Orcs, 21 September 2012, 08:23:44 AM

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Orcs

21 September 2012, 08:23:44 AM
A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?"

"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy-looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'."
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Nosher

21 September 2012, 08:35:53 AM #1
 =) #-o
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FierceKitty

21 September 2012, 10:01:04 AM #2
Ouch.
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21 September 2012, 11:54:13 AM #3
 =) =)

Luddite

21 September 2012, 01:02:29 PM #4
 ;D :D

That so corny it makes it back round to funny!

Made me chuckle anyway...

:D
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22 September 2012, 12:39:52 AM #5
 #-o :D
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