Forum barfight

[Vulpine]

(I think I have the idea on this?)

Vulpine kicks the doors open and strides in. The patrons are interupted and look at the new guy. He looks back at them...

"So..." Vulpine opens his gob, "is this the only gender reassignment bar in town..?" he pauses "or is there a better one were they look like men!" 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Don't know, ask your wife, he'S a regular there...



Oh, and the screwdriver is by the door frame, put it back on the hinges as you leave.

[Vulpine]

I would tell her you said that Lemmey, but she dosnt like me telling tales about her son!

"Thanks for the tip," Vulpine grabs Screwdriver and throws it at Lemmey!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

TIf you want useful tools, try the nail gun under the bar for fixing the tables, to your legs!

Screwdriver removed from wall, screwdriver ordered from the bar, v&o, lovely!

[Vulpine]

If I want unusefull tools there's a bar full of them here!

Vulpine sticks chest out!

[nikharwood]

Vulpine sticks chest out!

...and gets a swift kick in the knackers from behind as Harwood walks in through the broken door.

"Whisky please landlord - single malt, please - none of that blended rubbish."

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Pass him the bottle, put it on my tab!

That way we won't feel guilty when he smashes it over someone's head!

[Techno]

Why's Vulpine lying on the floor boys ?
Evening Lemmey, Evnin' Nik....Pass the bottle then.....
(Tsk !.....He hasn't left much, has he ?)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Vulpine]

Vulpine stands, sheepishly, holding one of the broken doors... "I thought I better pick this up, that's all"

[nikharwood]

That's all you're going to pick up round here mate walking like that  

...if you're lucky, we'll leave Safety Sal for you - once we've taken all the Top Totty...



Oh - and best get another bottle of the good stuff, now that Techno's landed - stick this one on my tab - mad lemmey was kind enough for the last one 

[Hertsblue]

Nah, make it paint-stripper - he won't notice the difference.

[Techno]

Oh thanks Ray.....But I'll stick to the scotch !
Can someone fetch one of Ray's 'specials'.....I'll get that one.
Cheers - Phil.

[Nosher]

"Make mine a Spiced Morgan's on ice." says the latecomer. 

"And the TMP'er I brought along from the office christmas party will have a babycham...and a taxi!"

[Hertsblue]

What's going on? I go to the bog for five minutes, come back and everyone's chatting about cocktails and the Costa Blanca. The place has gone soft. Hand me that chair-leg.....