Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Luddite

Quiet in here tonight...
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"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

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Techno

What time's the quiz starting ?

mollinary

And that's when it all kicked off!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Barmaid leans over the car to respectable couple who have just entered: "Brawling or non-brawling sir and madam?"
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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mollinary

And exactly whose car did she lean over?
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Fenton

Quote from: Techno on 10 August 2012, 08:55:07 PM
What time's the quiz starting ?

When Cardinal Fang finally shows up

Maybe thats the Car that the barmaid is leaning over and thats why the quiz hasnt started yet
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Dashed predictive text, it was meant to be bar not car!
But he she scratches mine again...
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Techno

Who's round is it ?

While we wait then... try this one.......

Make a stack of 9 two pence pieces...

Now.....Lay one of each of the coins 'of the realm' flat on the table in front of the stack.
So you should have  a 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1 and a £2 piece.....FLAT on the table.

Now....Without standing any of the 'flat' coins up.

Which coin, do you reckon, comes exactly to the same height (as near as dammit) as the stack of 2p's ?

Now check it, and see which coin really IS the same height.
Bet most of you get it wrong....unless you've seen it before. ;)

Fenton

Quote from: Techno on 10 August 2012, 09:33:33 PM
Who's round is it ?

Make a stack of 9 two pence pieces...


Oh to be rich...
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

mollinary

Unless you've already had ten pints,     Who cares? They are all worth a peanut (it used to be peanuts, but inflation........).
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Techno

Quote from: Fenton on 10 August 2012, 09:37:03 PM
Oh to be rich...

No, no, no....we all have to club together to do this...Come on...Change on the table.
Are we going for a curry after this ?

Luddite

A hundred pints of lager and four popadoms?
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http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

republic of tolworth

I come out to the pub for a nice quite pint and I find the place full of bloody northeners  :o
League of the dayglow Aztec Empire.

Luddite

Not me, oim frum Ampshurr loike.

True i'm exiled to the cold northern barrens, but my heart still belongs to the chalk.

Pine of pale ale Tolworth old chap?
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http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Hertsblue

What sort of a brawl is this? I step out for a mere three and a half hours and the place quietens down. I've been in noisier libraries. Stand up and take your medicine - he said, producing a bottle-opener.
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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