Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

You haven't finished your last two...
And the cinzano and lemonade Ithorial bought you, in 2013.
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Last Hussar

My manservant just told me that I'd drank all the absinthe.

I don't have a manservant so I suspect he was telling the truth.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Can we have the bottle back then, or are you going to empty it before you smash it over his head again?
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Ithoriel

Ladles and Jellyspoons, steamed memoirs of the forum all, I stand upon this speech to make a platform.

I rebuke the charge that I am as nissed as a pewt! I am in fact as jober as a sudge, indeed more sober than some judges of my quaintness!

If you are having half as much fun here as I am then I ... err ... um .... where was I? Ha yes, if you are having half as much fun as I am then I am having ... err ... twice as much fun as you are!

As a token of my infection I have left a little something behind the bar .... but I will clean it up later. Sorry.

Praps I shoont 'uve drank all the dregs an' leftovers. Hic!

<passes out>
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Nice to see Ithorial is cutting down...
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Techno

I thought he was on the wagon.
Someone nip outside and see if the horses can be stopped.

Westmarcher

Sitting waiting here for Techno to buy a round to celebrate him becoming a Count.

Think I'll have an "Old Fashioned" while I'm waiting.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

The money's behind the bar.

(Unless Nobby's eaten it.)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Techno is a very old fashioned count!

6d, a denarii and a half eaten chocolate coin? Techno, you spoil us...
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Techno

Half eaten ?

Nobby's eaten all the rest, then. =)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Must get roiund to making the sign - Dont feed the Dog or Nobby !
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fsn

Hey! Why can't we feed the dog?
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Chocolate is bad for him....
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Westmarcher

Who ever said there's no foucher in chocolate?
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