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Orcs

18 February 2016, 10:35:13 AM #1935 Last Edit: 18 February 2016, 10:37:11 AM by Just a few Orcs
I Did, as you know Orcs eat anything.


EUGH!!!!   You hadn't washed your hands, this rat tastes like swarfega !!

Orcs do have some standards you know!!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 18 February 2016, 10:35:13 AM
I Did, as you know Orcs eat anything.

Orcs do have some standards you know!!

Very very few though....

IanS
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Orcs

Quote from: ianrs54 on 18 February 2016, 12:19:00 PM
Very very few though....

IanS

True,  but one of them is never to live with in 20 miles of Runcorn !  ;)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 18 February 2016, 12:50:48 PM
True,  but one of them is never to live with in 20 miles of Runcorn !  ;)

I'm pleased to report that they're almost ready to close the bridge. Now all we need to do is blockade the Daresbury expressway.......  ;D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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fsn

That's too true to be funny.  :(

It now takes me 20 minutes to do the 2 miles to the sorting office. 
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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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Last Hussar

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 18 February 2016, 10:35:13 AM
I Did, as you know Orcs eat anything.


EUGH!!!!   You hadn't washed your hands, this rat tastes like swarfega !!

Orcs do have some standards you know!!

No, no you don't
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 06:24:30 PM
That's too true to be funny.  :(

It now takes me 20 minutes to do the 2 miles to the sorting office. 

ONLY 20 minutes. Has taken me up to 2 hrs to get to the yard I deliver to in Widnes, queue started at the M56.......

IanS  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 18 February 2016, 07:48:22 PM
No, no you don't

Yes I do! , they may be low but they are standards :D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 06:24:30 PM
That's too true to be funny.  :(

It now takes me 20 minutes to do the 2 miles to the sorting office. 

I'm guessing you live somewhere near me then  ;D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Duke Speedy of Leighton

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quite down you lot, it's far too loud to read me book in here. Trip Phil up to stop him shooting himself.

IanS
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fsn

Oh! I read that one. "Who really painted 'Scotland for Ever'?" That's the one where the Butler actually did do it, isn't it? 



I've decided to be fashionable, so I'll have a pint of prosecco please.

No ice, but two umbrellas.

Classy.  :D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

One white whine sprinter!
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Techno

Quote from: ianrs54 on 27 February 2016, 11:41:42 AM
Trip Phil up to stop him shooting himself.

BANG !!.....Whoops ! Sorry, Nobby.....I'll get you a plaster.  :-[

Who left their sodding foot there.