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Tawa

22 December 2015, 12:14:46 PM #1890
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

Enjoy!
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 December 2015, 04:58:29 PM #1891
Yup, one babyham, sorry, cham coming up, usual 4 pint jug? Olive?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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fsn

22 December 2015, 05:24:55 PM #1892
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

'ere! You leave my crate alone!

I haven't made the bed!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Ithoriel

19 January 2016, 07:42:12 PM #1893
Beslubbering boil-brained hedge-pigs the lot of you! :D

For suitable retorts, see the resource here :)
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2016, 08:40:39 PM #1894
None if that language here you thou artless hell-hated lout!
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Tawa

19 January 2016, 10:21:21 PM #1895
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

20 January 2016, 12:59:10 AM #1896
Your father was an elderberry, and your mother smelled of hedgehogs
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Tawa

20 January 2016, 10:35:17 PM #1897
Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 January 2016, 12:59:10 AM
Your father was an elderberry, and your mother smelled of hedgehogs

I say! Most rude!  :o
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

21 January 2016, 01:54:46 AM #1898
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

No,it's 'Nobbies'.  We have clones, so we can replace them when they break every 2-3 days.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

21 January 2016, 07:38:15 AM #1899
Why WOULD anyone want to CLONE NOBBY........OUT OUT OUT.

IanS
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Tawa

21 January 2016, 10:57:30 AM #1900
There's a whole warehouse of them under Pendraken HQ so I'm told. Whenever there's an accident and the clone is no longer viable, another is activated and he "wakes up" in the med bay after "recovering".....
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 January 2016, 11:55:46 AM #1901
Shhh...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Westmarcher

21 January 2016, 11:56:36 AM #1902
In keeping with the tradition of mis-spelling within the Forum, here is a picture of a warehouse full of clones.

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fsn

21 January 2016, 12:35:58 PM #1903
Hey! There's me!

Quote from: Tawa on 21 January 2016, 10:57:30 AM
There's a whole warehouse of them under Pendraken HQ so I'm told. Whenever there's an accident and the clone is no longer viable, another is activated and he "wakes up" in the med bay after "recovering".....
Is that why I keep dreaming of Raggy Phil?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Chris Pringle

21 January 2016, 01:27:50 PM #1904
Oi, you lot, did we come here to drink, or to talk? :Ph

The usual, please.
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