Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Fenton

Quote from: mad lemmey on 25 April 2015, 09:59:35 AM
Not I said little red hen!

Game of pool?

Sounds good, let me go get my flippers and snorkel
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fsn

... and I'll get the grenades.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Superb!
What rules? Shots from the D or behind the line? One or two on the black? Depth charges or hedgehogs?

Where did I put that Mk46 torpedo?

Erm... Think the S has fallen off your trunks...
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getagrip

Quote from: mad lemmey on 25 April 2015, 10:13:25 AM
Where did I put that Mk46 torpedo?

Ooh, someone's left a baguette here.  And it's got a spinny propeller on the back.

Oh well, it's gone stale, no use to me.  (Throws it over shoulder towards bar.)
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Fenton

Are we playing inflatable camels count double
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

*ducks torpedo as it splashed in the pool*

Camels only count double if the inflatable crocodile is in the penalty box! Did you notice the rules? It's under no spitting or petting!
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Last Hussar

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

Do I win?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Fenton


Only if you have declared a flood alert whilst moving the beach ball forward and avoiding 2 defenders with inflatable mallets while doing an impression of Al Read
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oh, the Chelmsford pass-by clause, good play!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Fenton - impressed - you can quote the rules to Mornington Cresent !

Or did you just make it up ?

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...

IanS
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FierceKitty

Quote from: mad lemmey on 25 April 2015, 11:14:11 AM
*ducks torpedo as it splashed in the pool*

Camels only count double if the inflatable crocodile is in the penalty box! Did you notice the rules? It's under no spitting or petting!

Ducks are carrying torpedoes now!? Alarming, what?
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: FierceKitty on 25 April 2015, 12:08:04 PM
Ducks are carrying torpedoes now!? Alarming, what?

Only ship to shore for re-supply, so long as they dont catch fire in the dock

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FierceKitty

Or on deck, doubtless.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

They can't catch much, they're carrying torpedoes!
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Fenton

Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 April 2015, 12:05:37 PM
Fenton - impressed - you can quote the rules to Mornington Cresent !

Or did you just make it up ?

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...

IanS

I have a set of rules that have been transcribed on to finest vellum by none other than Humphrey Lyttelton himself!
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!