Forum barfight

[getagrip]

it is Easter!

Chocolate liqueurs all round then...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

In bunny shaped glasses?
Oh go on

[fsn]

Ummm. Lemmey. You really didn't need to dig out that old Playboy Bunny costume.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sorry, think the moths have been at it...
Been a while since it's seen daylight, surprised there are holes there though!

[fsn]

Not only that, the tail is all ... moth eaten.

You could at least have shaved your legs.

[Hertsblue]

You'll have a hell of job getting the fishnets off. 

[fsn]

Jus' been to Hertsblue's promotion. Just shows it's not the life in the man, it's who you know. What? Don't know what he was serving. Tasted like it came in a tanker. Still, we've all done that. Hah! Not like the old days. Remember that night when ... where's the barman? ... of course, nobody knew he was ... and a scotch for me ... and then she went and said ... no, a double ... no ice ... and then of course the dog had to be put down. Hah! Dog put down! This glass is empty ... Barman! So Hers'blue is a general. Who'd have thought ... same again, but this time make it a proper double ... anyway, surprised he wasn't drummed out after the scandal ... did this Scotch come from a German supermarket? ... the casting dwarf had to be put down, of course. Hah! Dwarf put down. Was there any Scotch in this at all or is it just melt'd ice? Pity though, the Dwarf was a talented eagle ... eqil  ... a question ... rider.  Bloody good on the back of any quadruped your Casting Dwarf. No, just 'cos it's Mc something doesn't mean it's a good brand. "McMueller" is not a good malt.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Who gave him semi-skimmed milk instead of skimmed! 

[Last Hussar]

Jus' been to Hertsblue's promotion. Just shows it's not the life in the man, it's who you know. What? Don't know what he was serving. Tasted like it came in a tanker. Still, we've all done that. Hah! Not like the old days. Remember that night when ... where's the barman? ... of course, nobody knew he was ... and a scotch for me ... and then she went and said ... no, a double ... no ice ... and then of course the dog had to be put down. Hah! Dog put down! This glass is empty ... Barman! So Hers'blue is a general. Who'd have thought ... same again, but this time make it a proper double ... anyway, surprised he wasn't drummed out after the scandal ... did this Scotch come from a German supermarket? ... the casting dwarf had to be put down, of course. Hah! Dwarf put down. Was there any Scotch in this at all or is it just melt'd ice? Pity though, the Dwarf was a talented eagle ... eqil  ... a question ... rider.  Bloody good on the back of any quadruped your Casting Dwarf. No, just 'cos it's Mc something doesn't mean it's a good brand. "McMueller" is not a good malt.

Sergeant, would you be so good as to make sure the General gets back to his room.  I fear that last small port was served in a dirty glass and he has picked up a bug.  Make sure his Batman makes him drink lots of water.

[Techno]

And take his tablets away..... at once ! 
Man knows he's not supposed to mix those with milk.

Barman ! ....Pint of absinthe, if you'd be so kind.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Here you go Phil.

[Techno]

Did you have to put a cocktail umbrella in it, Will ?

Oooh !.....Look !....It's dissolving. 

[Hertsblue]

And take his tablets away..... at once ! 
Man knows he's not supposed to mix those with milk.

Man knows he's not supposed to mix them with saliva either - but he does. Hence the green tinge around the nostrils.

[Techno]

Man knows he's not supposed to mix them with saliva either - but he does. Hence the green tinge around the nostrils.

He's not been pushing green stuff up his nostrils again, has he ?
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

What? Who? Why? What? I didn't know she was your sister! Anyway ... I told Techno to put down the scalpel! What! Hah! Put down the scalpel. My mouth tastes like the aftermath of a stripper's hen party. Barman! A double scotch and vodka. Silly sod cut himself putting it down on the table. By the Dark Lord's Shriveled Privates ... this vodka is as rough as an Elizabethan neck device. Rough! Ruff! Dammit! Sound like a collie. A rough collie. Hah! Rough Collie ... like Lassie. Anyway ... stap me the ice has melted and now I'm drinking water! What kind of establishment is this? A bar! Oh good! Could you get me a pint of proper beer ... if it goes in the same colour as it goes out then it's not proper beer, it's a damned lager! Like the Boers. Saw a casting dwarf ride a boar once. Could you get a tot in that? You could ? Then fill it up with beer, there's a good chap. Poor blighter was a bit confused at first. We had to tell him to put the boar down before he did any lasting damage. Hah! Put the boar down! Didn't I order a pint? Well it went down like a half. Had to punch some Johnny Yankee in the ... yes please a full pint this time ... for putting the BAOR down. Hah! Can't put the BAOR down! They had Centurions ... dammit this windy pop is repeating on me like ... they had Centurions ... dammit this windy pop is repeating on me like ... they had Centurions. Did they? Good for them. Must have been a Legion. What happened to the party? Gone home hours ago, you say? Lightweights. Weren't you a man before? Oh you're a man now? Well isn't modern medicine marvelous? A pint before I go ...