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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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fsn

You're not going to wear silver slingbacks with those brown socks are you?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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getagrip

Quote from: fsn on 01 March 2015, 05:45:33 PM
You're not going to wear silver slingbacks with those brown socks are you?

He's got to, his sandles are worn out.
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fsn

01 March 2015, 06:14:22 PM #1592 Last Edit: 01 March 2015, 06:34:06 PM by fsn
Hang on - that's not socks! You been pressing beer again Lemmey?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Nah, it's the residue of the aforementioned Guinness!
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Last Hussar

Bar-keep - Make me a Red Russian.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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getagrip

Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 March 2015, 09:02:07 PM
Bar-keep - Make me a Red Russian.
Which version?
"A Red Russian is a cocktail named for its red color. A Red Russian is usually made up of equal parts Vodka and either cherry liqueur or strawberry schnapps. It has also been prepared with tomato or cranberry juice. In the former Soviet Union during World War II, it was sometimes prepared with boiled cow blood. While traditionally served over ice, it can be served warm."
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Last Hussar

Strawberry Schnapps version.  What kind of brute drinks tomato juice?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

getagrip

Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Hertsblue

Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 March 2015, 09:02:07 PM
Bar-keep - Make me a Red Russian.

Lenin - wasn't he a Red Russian?
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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fsn

Only when he stayed out in the sun for too long.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Westmarcher

Quote from: Hertsblue on 02 March 2015, 10:23:31 AM
Lenin - wasn't he a Red Russian?

And so was Trotsky.

(he got an ice pick that made his ears burn).
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

Quote from: Westmarcher on 02 March 2015, 08:13:17 PM
And so was Trotsky.

(he got an ice pick that made his ears burn).


Whatever happened to those heroes?
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.