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Maenoferren

24 December 2014, 10:00:51 PM #1395
Runs in with two buckets of Gravy to fling everywhere only to find that it is impossible to throw the contents of two buckets at once.... so runs back out again to devise a crazy gravy flinging machine.
Sometimes I wonder - why is that frisbee geting bigger - and then it hits me!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

24 December 2014, 10:04:43 PM #1396
Sets up Cranberry Claymore tripwire for Maenoferran's next appearance!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Fenton

24 December 2014, 10:10:26 PM #1397
Sets up Christmas cake landmine after Maenoferran's pratt fall over the cranberry claymore tripwire
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Techno

25 December 2014, 08:52:53 AM #1398
Nails bicycle inner tube across the doorway......Gets 15lb frozen turkey from freezer, and attempts to use the tube as a catapult.
Frozen turkey slips from fingers, and drops on foot......Screams !!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

25 December 2014, 08:58:30 AM #1399
You should have defrosted it first - never give the Welsh or women hi tech kit.

IanS  :D
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fsn

25 December 2014, 09:16:49 AM #1400
Gentlemen! It's Christmas! A time of peace and goodwill to all ... who did that? *wipes turkey gravy from his eyes* Let's all be friends and *receives another gravy grenade to the face* - right that's it. Someone's gonna eat this Christmas pudding and I don't mean in a good way. *lights Christmas pudding and hurls it at next member to post on this thread*

Merry flipping Christmas!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
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Techno

25 December 2014, 09:27:53 AM #1401
YOU ABSOLUTE OIK, NOBBY !

Hops around on one foot, while wiping burning Christmas pud from face.

Fenton

25 December 2014, 09:38:27 AM #1402
RIGHT!

EVERYBODY BETTER START FEELING SOME PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL MANKIND OR THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES WILL START BEING TOLD!
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Techno

25 December 2014, 09:44:18 AM #1403
Oh no they won't !
Look out behind you  !!!

Fenton

25 December 2014, 09:48:26 AM #1404
Quote from: Techno on 25 December 2014, 09:44:18 AM
Oh no they won't !
Look out behind you  !!!



Right you were warned!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

25 December 2014, 10:30:14 AM #1405
... must resist Cracker jokes ... bad jokes too powerful ... pulling me to .... must answer ... don't want to but ...

A nervous wreck!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

25 December 2014, 12:01:10 PM #1406
What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman
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.Can you smell carrots??
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ithoriel

25 December 2014, 12:07:41 PM #1407
What's white, sweet and swings through the trees?

A meringue-utan!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Fenton

25 December 2014, 12:25:08 PM #1408
 What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?




A Holly Davidson!
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

25 December 2014, 12:35:42 PM #1409
Right THE JOKES STOP NOW - else I'll spray the bar with squirty cream

IanS  :D
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