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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Okay, but are you sure it's his  finger?
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Techno

Hmmm.....Now you mention it.....Anyone got some tongs ?

fsn

Here! Anyone seen my finger?
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Use your HAZMAT suit....

IanS
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Techno

How on Earth are we going to decorate the Christmas tree, if we're all wearing those ?
Anyone going to look for last year's decorations ?
Are they down in the cellar, Will ?

Duke Speedy of Leighton

To the left of the bourbons and beyond the toxic lager store.
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Ithoriel

There's a box of decorations here. Are these what you're looking for?

Lets see .... Legion D'Honneur .... Blue Max ... Mons Star .... that can go on the top of the tree .... DSO .... a World Cup coin put out by Esso! ... a 100 Lira piece .....
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Techno

*From down in the cellar*.........

Probably.......I can't find the light switch down here.....And the torch has just died.
OOOH ! (in a louder voice) What's just growled at me ?

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Techno tummy, it is lunchtime.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno on 21 December 2014, 12:21:38 PM
*From down in the cellar*.........

Probably.......I can't find the light switch down here.....And the torch has just died.
OOOH ! (in a louder voice) What's just growled at me ?

The Leopard.

Male sure the tree is not put up til 24.00 on 24th - and taken down at 24.00 on 25th, otherwise I WILL burn it.

IanS
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

That's a bit early to go up Ian!
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Hertsblue

Ian's going to do his Joan of Arc impression. Whoopee!
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Techno

Quote from: ianrs54 on 21 December 2014, 03:57:36 PM
Male sure the tree is not put up til 24.00 on 24th - and taken down at 24.00 on 25th, otherwise I WILL burn it. IanS

I'll bring some firelighters and petrol then......The only one I could find in the cellar seems to be made of asbestos.


Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Like I said before HAZMET suit....

IanS
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

*Sweeps up broken glass.*

*Adds equal shares of glass splinters into everyone's favourite tankard*


Actually, no. I used to bite glasses when I was about 4, please do not try this at home, horrible thought in this time of goodwill.

*Emptied out glass, which is carefully put into the sharps bucket, checks all receptacles, clears dormouse out of tea pot, dodo out of Nik's shot glass, Evicts fairies from FSN's beaker, and trolls from Techno's Tupperware.* Oh, that was Techno, sorry!

*Pours weak lager shandy into all.*

That should upset someone!

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