Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

That's what you think!
You've finally found trap 4 of 5, the chlorine filled teapot!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Techno

Why's FSN got a mouse on his head ?....I didn't think pets were allowed in the bar.

Ithoriel

Quote from: Techno on 19 December 2014, 02:31:20 PM
Why's FSN got a mouse on his head ?....I didn't think pets were allowed in the bar.

fsn isn't a pet ... he's a working animal!
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Ironduke

I run in, don't care what's happening but see a chance to indiscriminatly discharge my pepper box, which I do, the kick throws me back out the door and into the safety of the inky black night
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Wondered where the pepper went.
Put it back with the salt please!
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fsn

*snort* That clears the tubes wonderfully *snurt*

Quote from: Ironduke on 19 December 2014, 03:06:03 PM
indiscriminately discharge my pepper box

Is he allowed to do that? I thought House Rules, Section 18c, Paragraph 12 Alpha says "All pepper boxes are to be discharged with discrimination". Just below the bit about hockey sticks only being wielded above shoulder height. Like this ...

*Wields walking stick above shoulder height, and failing to make contact with anyone spins around until quite dizzy*

:-&
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Urh!

It's lacrosse sticks at that height, hockey used in overhead stabbing.
Like thiiiiiiiissss.....aaaaaaggggghhhhhh....
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*THUNK*

Who left the fan on?
Good thing I landed on this soft pile of coats.


Hmm, sure they just moved, is that where Nik's been hibernating?
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Na - you just crushed FSN....

IanS
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Yuck!
Pass the disinfectant?

Techno, stop drinking it!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Not much mess in here from last night chaps, just a few broken tables and a bit of lead to dig out the walls (send it to The Dark Lord, he can melt it down for Picts).

Better do a stock take on the bar...
Oxo.

Job done.
Cointreau trio anyone?
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Techno

Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 December 2014, 04:41:09 PM
Yuck!
Pass the disinfectant?
Techno, stop drinking it!

Well....It says it kills 99% of germs.....Don't want to catch a cold just before Christmas.
Is that Nobby under the pool table ?

fsn

Who's that swimming in the pool table?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Your mouse. I think he's doing the backstroke.

Hertsblue

Nah, it's the 1% of germs your disinfectant doesn't kill.
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Techno

For a mouse, I thought it looked a little bit more like primordial 'soup'.
Anyone want to poke it with Nobby's finger ?