Forum barfight

[Ace of Spades]

Sure, put it on the tab if you want to; 'paper is patient' as a translated old Dutch proverb says!

[Techno]

This lizard looks 'off'.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

You mean it's run off, sorry, must have been a live one! 
Have a peanut!

If you can catch it... It should have slowed down by now.

Pass the roller, I need to finish painting this wall, are you sure this is ultra violet paint FSN, its usually just ultraviolent in here! 

[Techno]

He can't hear you, Will......He's listening to his iPod, while he's painting the Gents.
Are you sure we agreed on 'Vomit Green' in there ?

[Ithoriel]

Vomit Green?

I prefer Blood Red!

<punches fsn on the nose>

There, that's better!

[Ace of Spades]

He's not listening to George Michael in the gents is he...?

[Fenton]

Are you sure we agreed on 'Vomit Green' in there ?

Least you wont be constantly having to clean the walls if you paint it green

[Techno]

He's not listening to George Michael in the gents is he...?

No....He seems to be sleeping on the floor at the moment......Why's his nose gone all flat ?

[fsn]

Ow! By dose!

And please stop using me as a rug.

[Techno]

Keep still, FSN.....I'll get that nose back into shape....No problem.
If I just put the wax five up this nostril and lift....


Ooops !



Do you want Nosher to do it properly ?

[Orcs]

Do you want Nosher to do it properly ?

Fix it properly, or break it properly?

[Hertsblue]

Is he supposed to look like a rhino?

[Orcs]

He's not listening to George Michael in the gents is he...?

This establishment may be low - BUT NOT THAT LOW that we allow George Micheal anywhere.

[Orcs]

Is he supposed to look like a rhino?

No, He only CLAIMS to be hung like one and always horny!! But I think thats the little blue diamond shaped pills he keeps taking

[Hertsblue]

I thought it was Techno just having a laugh.