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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Techno

The dust in here's disgusting......Who was supposed to do the cleaning last ?.....And just LOOK at the sodding cobwebs !

OK....All the white metal dust on the floor is down to me......I'll sort that out now !
Does the Dyson still work, Will ?

Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 17 July 2014, 10:21:22 AM

Does the Dyson still work, Will ?


No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner
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fsn

Is she waiting for this cowardly fellow that's just come in?

By the way, I've been waiting two months for my pint of Milk of Magnesia and buttercup syrup. Where did you go to change that barrel?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
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2023 - the year of Gerald:
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Ulanbaator. Thought you said milk a mongol geeza!!
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fsn

... and yet you managed to get a pint. Well done, though I think it's gone off.

Could I have a pint of bitter instead please?

I see the décor has changed again. Have you gone retro, or has someone stolen the carpets?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Hertsblue

18 July 2014, 08:06:13 AM #1205 Last Edit: 18 July 2014, 08:34:25 AM by Hertsblue
No, the previous tenant was a Scotsman. He took the wallpaper too.... 
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Techno

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 July 2014, 10:42:26 AM
No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner

:o ....You can't take him anywhere, can you ?

Hertsblue

You can take me anywhere - so long as you don't embarrass easily....
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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fsn

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 July 2014, 10:42:26 AM
No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner

It's of no interest to me. I'm a baritone.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

AAAARGH !!!! X_X X_X X_X
Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Some ask something in Welsh........

IanS
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?
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2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Yep thought it were, un-intelligible from the back of the throat.

IanS  :D
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Sandinista

Quote from: mad lemmey on 18 July 2014, 02:51:25 PM
A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

Dim gael cwrw fel yr holl gweddill

fsn

Quote from: mad lemmey on 18 July 2014, 02:51:25 PM
A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

I think you've dropped something on your keyboard.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!