Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Hertsblue

Convoluted! I've seen fewer knots in a fisherman's net!
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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fsn

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 May 2014, 06:32:25 AM
Oh, that's where the washing up liquid went, great for keeping your washer upper happy.
Send it back to our German Washer upper, yes I know he's busy, but he has an ill hairdressing squid who like musicals at home to look after. He's a bit under the weather so that's why he's not shaved today.

Yes, the kitchen does believe that to have 'Hans-as-soft-as-Gervais, the-mild-green-hairy-lipped-squid'!

;D ;D ;D

I think we have a winner in our "Biggest Groan of the Year" award.  =D> =D>

Didn't get the job by the way.   :(
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Sorry mate, on both counts.
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 15 May 2014, 05:00:56 PM
Didn't get the job by the way.   :(

Sorry to hear that, as well, fsn ! :(
Cheers - Phil

fsn

Thanks chaps. It was a long shot, but worth taking.


Anyway, drinks are on Lemmey, being as it's his birthday!  Happy birthday!

I'll have a pint of cheese and onion bitter please.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Eh...
My bathday was in October...
:-\
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

fsn

Well, better late than never! Mine's a half of Drambuie custard and a packet of jelly babies please. 

  :D

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

FierceKitty

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 May 2014, 11:01:43 PM
Eh...
My bathday was in October...
:-\

I take it you have a shower from time to time?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Hertsblue

Quote from: fsn on 15 May 2014, 05:00:56 PM

Didn't get the job by the way.   :(

Bad luck - but don't let it stop you trying again.  :-bd
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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fsn

Bank holiday weekend! Drinks are on Hertsblue 'cos of his promotion.

I'll have a pint of proper beer and a Bourbon biscuit in a saucer.

Barman! Put that death mask of Jean Paul Sartre back on the shelf - it doesn't suit you - and tend to your custom! Please serve the Boers first, I'm sure they'll have a laager. Those rummy players are looking for gin, and for that divorced fellow at the back - bitter. That chap with Aladdin, I think he's also a djinn, and those lost sailors will be grateful for a port. Those campaigners for citrus growers want lemonade, and Eric Pickles is stout.

Are you still serving food? I think that young lady over there wants a marinaded chicken dish. Well she said she wanted a pecker in cider.

Where's my Bourbon? That's a bloomin' custard cream! What do you think I am? Common? 
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

FierceKitty

At this point, a big hook from the wings pulls fsn into oblivion, and there is much rejoicing.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

I'll have a bourbon over ice ... I like my biscuits chilled!

<wonders what the Miller's son has to be so happy about>

<drags fsn away from the PC> "Oblivion is so old hat, really ... try Skyrim ... much better."
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oi! Who had the last Custard Cream!  :(

*Breaks open pack of Wagon Wheels*
Sure these were bigger...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Hertsblue

Quote from: fsn on 23 May 2014, 10:37:08 PM
Bank holiday weekend! Drinks are on Hertsblue 'cos of his promotion.

A small Dubonnet shandy and fifty straws, please barman!
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

www.rulesdepot.net

Duke Speedy of Leighton

These peanuts are getting stale...

Just off to change the barrel, brb!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner