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Duke Speedy of Leighton

07 March 2014, 07:28:05 PM #1005
Friday night, waiting for the rush...

Happy hour was a flop, three blokes nursing a pint of mild each and moaning about their piles/wives/jobs/mistresses/divorce/offshore bank accounts/taxes on their Ferrari...

No, hold on, that was just Top Gear on Dave!
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paulr

07 March 2014, 08:13:09 PM #1006
Quote from: Techno on 04 March 2014, 10:04:18 AM
I just do not know WHY I spot these things  ;D ;D ;D ;D.....My eyes must be drawn to zeros.....Though I have spotted we're only 13 members short of hitting another 100 there !
Cheers - Phil.

Are you sure its zeros and not round pairs .... 100

or is that a different thread  ;D
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fsn

07 March 2014, 08:39:02 PM #1007
Evening barkeep, you old ... old ... what exactly are you?

It's cold out. Think I might pop into the microwave for a short spin. Have warm towels ready for me in approximately 4 minutes on defrost!

... and a pint of cashews and a packet of your best bitter.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

07 March 2014, 08:54:18 PM #1008
Ping!
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fsn

07 March 2014, 08:59:49 PM #1009
Thank you. Oh! The Noddy towels.

Goody.

Who's in tonight? The usual riff-raff and ne'er-do-wells? 

I thought we were celebrating Leon's nuptials tonight in the traditional manner? So where are the meerkats and cocktail sausages?
   
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
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2023 - the year of Gerald:
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

07 March 2014, 09:30:06 PM #1010
Still waiting for Techno to finish sculpting the Meerkat. Cocktail sausages are behind the lobster bisque and next to the caviar selection. This time try not to put the fois... Erm... goose pate stuff on your baked potato!
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fsn

07 March 2014, 10:07:00 PM #1011
Hope there's plenty baked beans with that caviar.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

nikharwood

07 March 2014, 10:32:59 PM #1012
Evenin' all.

Hard, long week - mine's a cyanide  :d

With a pasty chaser...

get2grips

07 March 2014, 11:10:19 PM #1013
Make mine a vodka...double...RUSSIAN!!!

eyes patrons for potential arguments

Duke Speedy of Leighton

08 March 2014, 01:01:31 AM #1014
Red fanta for Nik, smells strangely of roasted almonds.

Get2grips one 'vodka', not sure about its source, Bulgarian maybe?

Can someone drag FSN out of the beans, it's not fun to pick the dandruff out of the juice!!
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Hertsblue

08 March 2014, 10:05:18 AM #1015
Quote from: mad lemmey on 08 March 2014, 01:01:31 AM

Can someone drag FSN out of the beans, it's not fun to pick the dandruff out of the juice!!


Nah, that's a small price to pay for having him happy and quiet.  :-bd
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

08 March 2014, 12:10:42 PM #1016
Pass me FSN's pint - I need to vomit - BAKED BEANS - yet again

IanS  :) :-& :-& :-&
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get2grips

08 March 2014, 12:50:23 PM #1017
Quote from: ianrs54 on 08 March 2014, 12:10:42 PM
Pass me FSN's pint - I need to vomit - BAKED BEANS - yet again

IanS  :) :-& :-& :-&

Here you go...spew in this

hands Ian pint pot

FSN...your cocktail's ready :D

fsn

08 March 2014, 01:03:40 PM #1018
Oooh! Lovely ... and ... warm.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

08 March 2014, 01:25:06 PM #1019
Oi!

No short measures.
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