Forum barfight

[FierceKitty]

waiting for the parcels to arrive with the bunting and paper hats and party poppers to arrive

??

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Three gross vodka sunrise jellies, with brandy doaked fruit embedded; check. Half a pot of economy vanilla ice cream, check! You want a flake with that luv?

[get2grips]

You want a flake with that luv?

No, but I'll have some nuts...you and FSN should fit the bill

[fsn]

I'm crushed.

[get2grips]

No...just crackers

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Salted? Dry roasted? 3/8 Whitworth?

[get2grips]

That's a lot to shell out for

[fsn]

Evening all. I've brought this parrot in to cheer the place up.

It says ever such a lot. Go on Tarquin, say "Targuin requests some hummus"!

He's a bit quiet. Probably 'cos it a new environment for him. He'll perk up in a mo'.

Go on. "Pass the starfruit." Go on, Targuin!

Barperson! Servitor! Bring me some real ale. That imaginary ale you sold me last night was very expensive and I had a terrible hangover this morning.

"Tarquin is in need of refreshment!" Go on, you silly old bird!

[Ithoriel]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a birdMoses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus."

[get2grips]

 

Like that a lot

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Pours pint of real peanuts in shells for Tarquin, smashes bottle of Riggwelter into FSN's ten gallon trough.*

[fsn]

Could you add a spot of lemonade?

[Techno]

Make sure it IS lemonade fsn......
There are an awful lot of emptied car batteries down in the cellar.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Lemonade top here you are.
Think that's Leonanddave looking for lead since all the church roofs in the North East have already been stolen and shipped to Nottingham!

[get2grips]

There are an awful lot of emptied car batteries down in the cellar.

No there aren't...apparently Nik was going use the acid to shift all the PVA off his minis...