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Last Hussar

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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

nikharwood

I think he's still conscious....better give him one more. For luck.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Call a para medic, last Hussar just broke his fist on my CHAIN Mail.

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

fsn

Of course there's such a thing as chain mail. You get it through the post and then send it on to people.

There's also chain male - invented by Prince Albert.

Now. Any chance of a breakfast? My mouth tastes gummy.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Banging headache here, feel like a badger has taken up residence. Just this weird thumping sound...

Last Hussar, your chainmail is clean now, where do you want it?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Last Hussar

[Throws salt water on Lemmey's Mail - and ALL other metallic bits]
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Those bits are titanium, it won't corrode!  ;)
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Last Hussar

Well, they are anium.  What's inside is the rest of it.

[Passes aloe vera to Lemmey for the burn]
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Hertsblue

Quote from: fsn on 09 February 2014, 12:26:02 PM
Of course there's such a thing as chain mail. You get it through the post and then send it on to people.

There's also chain male - invented by Prince Albert.

Now. Any chance of a breakfast? My mouth tastes gummy.

Chain mail is tautology. Mail is interlocking rings by definition. Rings sewn onto leather is "proof".  :-B

No, you would hit a man with glasses, would you?
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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get2grips

I suggest you type chainmail into google and see what pops up  in the advert box.

Certainy made me believe in its existance :D

Techno

Will you lot stop thumping around....You're jogging the table while I'm trying to work !

get2grips

Quote from: Techno on 10 February 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Will you lot stop thumping around....You're jogging the table while I'm trying to work !

Seriously guys...let him work in peace.

Did you see the mess he made of the Mongols???  ;D :P :) ;)

Phil, you know I'm joking right?

Techno

Black book......AGAIN !!  ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil

fsn

Does Ker-Plunk count as working?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 10 February 2014, 04:09:19 PM
Does Ker-Plunk count as working?

No - but in your case it's a therapy.

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021