Forum barfight

[get2grips]

Opens Black Book at Gareth's page....Notices that it's almost full already

I'ts my attempt to influence the judges in the painting comp...how am i doing?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Quick, catch that tumbleweed, its my bed from the back office!

[get2grips]

Quick, catch that tumbleweed, its my bed from the back office!

Lemmey is beginning to sound like Oliver Twist.

He can only use the table to paint when everyone's in bed and sleeps in the back office

FSN...grab your quill.

Your new Panto:

Lemmerella

The story of a young (snigger) boy's struggle against his evil step mother: Leona (proud of that one).

Along the way, he is helped by the Mad Pratter (FSN) and the noble, handsome and modest Colonel Grips.


FSN...over to you...

[Techno]

I'ts my attempt to influence the judges in the painting comp...how am i doing?

Oh....Pretty well so far, I reckon Gareth.....If it's the same system as last year, I won't be given the opportunity to give anyone 'minus' points.....(Curses !!). 
Cheers - Phil

[get2grips]

Pours several pints of PVA glue

The drinks are on me

[Ithoriel]

Pours a couple of pints on get2grips

Yup, the drinks are on him 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I'll stick to the cheap shorts he said, opening a poundland superglue.

IanS   

[fsn]

*Wakes up under the barmaid*

So whats happening chaps? Who's up for buying me a pint of cocoa?

*finds he's been sleeping on an assegai and carelessly throws it in the general direction of the dartboard*

[Ithoriel]

<buys fsn a pint of cocaine, as requested>

[get2grips]

OW!

removes spear from head

Oh it's you FSN

hastily stirs pot of brown ink into pint of pva glue

Here's your cocoa

[fsn]

Cheers Ithoriel!

Bottoms up Grips!

*downs both drinks in one. Goes back to sleep under the barmaid*

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Polishes glasses, arrows, bullets, swords, chainmail, assagi*

Oh, this pin has fallen out of this grenade, what shall I do with it?

CATCH!

[get2grips]

Who's is this pin?

Why has Lemmey got a grenade in his mouth?

[Last Hussar]

Thumps Lemmy

THERE
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IS
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NO
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SUCH
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THING
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AS
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CHAINMAIL.
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The word [thump] is MAIL [thump]

GOT IT?

[thump][thump][thump]

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Thumps Lemmy

THERE
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IS
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NO
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SUCH
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THING
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AS
[thump]
CHAINMAIL.
[thump][thump][thump]

The word [thump] is MAIL [thump]

GOT IT?

[thump][thump][thump]

IF I WANT TO CALL IT CHAIN MAIL I9 WILL

So there