Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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fsn

Well, it never gets used, and the Gents is frankly unbearable after you-know-who has been in there.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2014, 08:13:07 PM
Well, it never gets used, and the Gents is frankly unbearable after you-know-who has been in there.

Voldemort??? :-\

fsn

Completely! His volde is definitely mort.

I tried some Airwick, but frankly it's not doing the job.

I put it down to drinking stout on an empty stomach.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

*Slips FSN a coconut daiquiri*

Then aims a spare coconut at his head!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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fsn

I say! Good job that flying coconut was intercepted by that peanut flying at near light speeds!

*Pours coconut milk down harwood's neck*
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

nikharwood

Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2014, 09:10:31 PM
*Pours coconut milk down harwood's neck*

Y'bad b@$tard...the only things the get poured down my neck are alcoholic... :d

Grabs (redundant) spray aerosol freshener from the ladies, applies judicious use of lighter-flame and burns a route through the riffraff towards the bar...

And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord"  :d

get2grips

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 09:20:24 PM
And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord"  :d

Music stops...

Conversation stops...

All movement stops...

You b'aint from round 'ere are you my lovely...

Duke Speedy of Leighton

NO GIRLY DRINKS HERE HARWOOD!

*passes cinzano and lemonade hidden in cider bottle through secret hatch in counter*
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

nikharwood

Quote from: get2grips on 28 January 2014, 09:51:51 PM
Music stops...

Conversation stops...

All movement stops...

You b'aint from round 'ere are you my lovely...

It's a fair cop, guv...

Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 January 2014, 09:53:17 PM
NO GIRLY DRINKS HERE HARWOOD!

*passes cinzano and lemonade hidden in cider bottle through secret hatch in counter*

You have tried proper Somerset cider, Will, right? The stuff you don't drink if you can see through it..? Nothing girly about that stuff  8-}

Hertsblue

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 11:06:44 PM

You have tried proper Somerset cider, Will, right? The stuff you don't drink if you can see through it..? Nothing girly about that stuff  8-}

The Devon stuff usually has bits floating in it. Some of the bits have tails....
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fsn

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 09:20:24 PM
And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord"  :d

Yes. That's not really how they talk in Middles Borough is it?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

Quote from: fsn on 29 January 2014, 10:58:01 AM
Yes. That's not really how they talk in Middles Borough is it?

You forgot to add: "like" :D

fsn

29 January 2014, 01:16:46 PM #747 Last Edit: 29 January 2014, 01:18:23 PM by fsn
Quote from: get2grips on 29 January 2014, 11:41:31 AM
You forgot to add: "like" :D

Sorry. That's not really how they like to talk in Middles Borough is it?

*In the spirit of "the Musketeers", flings a leather jack at the person coming through the door who is ...*
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Ithoriel

Quote from: fsn on 29 January 2014, 01:16:46 PM
*In the spirit of "the Musketeers", flings a leather jack at the person coming through the door who is ...*

... somewhat surprised!

"Zounds! How dare you, sirrah! Name your second, I will have satisfaction!"
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picks  leather jacket off the floor



Wow  a free leather jacket!....Umm... do you have any without the girlie embossing on it
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