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Ithoriel

21 January 2014, 12:55:05 PM #630
Borrows a cattleprod from Techno and stuns Nik with it from behind.

Rummages Nik's pockets looking for "wallpaper" :)
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get2grips

21 January 2014, 12:56:51 PM #631
Quote from: Ithoriel on 21 January 2014, 12:55:05 PM
Borrows a cattleprod from Techno and stuns Nik with it from behind.

Rummages Nik's pockets looking for "wallpaper" :)

One of Fenton's new pound shop knees flies across room and hits Ithoriel

Ithoriel

21 January 2014, 01:25:21 PM #632
Good night, get2grips. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning  :P
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fsn

21 January 2014, 04:16:00 PM #633
Please can I come out of the microwave now?
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Techno

21 January 2014, 04:35:56 PM #634
Yes.....Just wait until that nice Mr Ithoriel has given me my cattle prod back....Then I'll be ready !! :d

fsn

21 January 2014, 04:40:00 PM #635
Yay. Can't wait.  :(

Could you at least put me on "defrost" for a few minutes? It's freezing in here.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 January 2014, 05:16:30 PM #636
Evening, did I miss anything?

*removes axe from bar, extingushes fire, throws microwave through window.*

Was there someone in there? Maybe I sould have opened that first? And the window...
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fsn

21 January 2014, 05:19:45 PM #637
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Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

21 January 2014, 05:25:02 PM #638
Quote from: mad lemmey on 21 January 2014, 05:16:30 PM
Evening, did I miss anything?

*removes axe from bar, extingushes fire, throws microwave through window.*

Was there someone in there? Maybe I sould have opened that first? And the window...

Quote from: fsn on 21 January 2014, 05:19:45 PM
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Techno

21 January 2014, 06:05:28 PM #639
Anyone got a crowbar, to open this door on the microwave ?
Looks a bit stuck.

get2grips

21 January 2014, 06:26:05 PM #640
Quote from: Techno on 21 January 2014, 06:05:28 PM
Anyone got a crowbar, to open this door on the microwave ?
Looks a bit stuck.

Woo hoo :d

Sandinista

21 January 2014, 06:37:34 PM #641
I have one, now its open can someone give this man a beer? He'll need one as soon as he realises his tanks are all bent

fsn

21 January 2014, 06:44:02 PM #642
Oooh! I think I landed on a Centurion!

Evening Decimus!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 January 2014, 06:52:26 PM #643
*Sound of a pint of 'Owd Codger' sliding down the bar at tectonic speed*

Right lads, fess up, whose been using Areldite on the bar?
Chisel please!
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Last Hussar

21 January 2014, 07:05:29 PM #644
That's not Decimus.  That's Biggus Dickus.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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