Forum barfight

[Techno]

You'll have to hang on.
Probably my fault.....I think I've smeared some of that expanding foam around the door frame from when I popped in last night.
Bet it's stuck the door to the frame....Sorry....I'll get the acetone.
Cheers - Phil

[republic of tolworth]

Well I managed to crawl out the toilet window.

I told you giving me JD was a bad idea!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I've been in school all day with year one, let me innnnnnnnnn!

[Sandinista]

got stuck at work for an extra 2 hours today I think I hear a beer calling me 

[Leon]

Not sure what happened there, but I've opened it up again now.  We've had a bit of a refurb, so there's a new range of cocktails, plus 37 real ales with silly names, and please try not to fall off the ridiculously oversized stools around the new poser tables.

[fsn]

Oooh! I like the new bar, but the smell of paint is a bit overpowering. Like the padding on all corners and the boxing ring in the centre of the snug. Not too sure about the extra large paddling pool full of scented oils though. What could that be for?

I do like the painting of Leon above the bar, and what an interesting place for a spigot.

May I try a pint of Goosestrangler please?  

[get2grips]

Oooh! I like the new bar, but the smell of paint is a bit overpowering. Like the padding on all corners and the boxing ring in the centre of the snug. Not too sure about the extra large paddling pool full of scented oils though. What could that be for?

I do like the painting of Leon above the bar, and what an interesting place for a spigot.

May I try a pint of Goosestrangler please?  

No you're Shakespeare...

Damn...barred!

[Ithoriel]

"Not sure what happened there, but I've opened it up again now.  We've had a bit of a refurb, so there's a new range of cocktails, plus 37 real ales with silly names, and please try not to fall off the ridiculously oversized stools around the new poser tables." - Leon

Ooh! Bit bright in here now!

I'll have a pint of Dark Ness please barma ... barperson.

ww.lochnessbrewery.com/#!beers/cwvn

[Sandinista]

Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

[get2grips]

Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

X-box styley???

[Fenton]

Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

*wonders why Sandinista is sitting in the slops bucket drinking babysham shandies, shakes head and wanders off  to talk to the innkeep*

So got any wolfs nipple chips then?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

WooooW! Man I need a pint tonight, and I can't drink!  

Wolf's nipple chips, yup! Special on Aardvark's noses tonight, in honey.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[fsn]

*knocks on window from outside*

May I come back in yet?

[get2grips]

*knocks on window from outside*

May I come back in yet?

Oh go on then...so long as someone vouches for you...