Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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fsn

Just got rid of the toad, but now I seem to have a frog in my throat.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Hmm... Golf umbrella in a pint glass, won't be much room for liquids!

There you go.

Whose NEXT please!  Yes, guy in the pink shirt, yer next!
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fsn

Not pink. Cerise.

Have you any Dubonnet?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

No bloody foreigners please, 'eres a bottle of stout

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
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Techno

Techno slides very quietly into the bar in his 30 year old, green BT overalls and sits in the corner ....Liberally, and randomly, covered from head to toe in blobs of expanding foam.....Hoping nobody notices, beacause a)...As far as Ian's concerned, he's a foreigner. b) Gareth is expecting Techno to by him a drink and c) He look even more of a state than he usually does...If that's possible ! =)

Tries to catch Lemmey's eye, to get Will to bring him a drink before anyone starts taking the pee.

Cheers - Mr Messy. :o :'( >:(


Ithoriel

Quote from: ianrs54 on 19 January 2014, 11:55:24 AM
No bloody foreigners please, 'eres a bottle of stout

IanS

I once got thrown out of a pub in Edinburgh because on of my mates ordered a vodka (a ladies drink) instead of the beer the rest of us were having, having been warned about the peculiarities of this particular venue.

One "we don't serve your type here, you're all barred" later we were outside wondering which to bar to head for next!!
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fsn

Quite right too. Drinking anything but whisky on Scotland is somewhat unnatural.

I once asked a dour old Scots friend of mine what he thought of his daughter's fiance. "Well" he said, contemplatively, "he's a lager drinker." Thus damning the fiance and all of his sort.

Pint of the usual Techno? 

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

*Pours Techno an anti-freeze, adds jagerbomb*

Not a double today Phil?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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nikharwood

The only time you'll catch me with *half* a lager is when I've drunk the top half.

I got given a bottle of Jack Daniel's Honey for Christmas from some numpty a kind relation - it's alright, provided you mix it at 3:1 ratio with proper JD  <)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Thought you would mix it 0:1, with the real thing being the one!

*slides a '66 springbank down the bar to Nik*

Drink it carefully, we've only just mended the crater in the ceiling from the last drop you spilled!
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get2grips


fsn

Give it to someone next Xmas. Could become a family heirloom, passed from person to person every year.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 January 2014, 03:10:11 PM
*Pours Techno an anti-freeze, adds jagerbomb*
Not a double today Phil?

Maybe a bit later....Cheers fsn. :) (Hic)
Can you put a drop of 3 in 1 in Will ?

nikharwood

Quote from: fsn on 19 January 2014, 04:12:48 PM
Give it to someone next Xmas. Could become a family heirloom, passed from person to person every year.

Could do - would be a half-empty bottle now though...waste not, want not  :d

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Techno on 19 January 2014, 05:16:09 PM
Maybe a bit later....Cheers fsn. :) (Hic)
Can you put a drop of 3 in 1 in Will ?

Dash of WD-40 too? I know how you like the shiny red straws.
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner