Shakespearean insult generator

Techno · 10 August 2012, 04:43:32 PM

Not me !

mollinary · 10 August 2012, 04:47:33 PM

Nor me, for many a year!

Duke Speedy of Leighton · 10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM

*ahem* 38!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead · 10 August 2012, 05:23:23 PM

Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM
*ahem* 38!

Birth Certifiacte plze.......

IanS

Duke Speedy of Leighton · 10 August 2012, 05:46:00 PM

I'm not scanning that!
Here are the detail:
Name: Mad Lemmey
Date of Birth: 3/10/1973,
Place of Birth: John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford,
Father: Morris Traveller - Assembly line foreman.
Mother: Cordellia Lear - Secretary.

Techno · 10 August 2012, 06:02:07 PM

I dunno....The youth of today !

mollinary · 10 August 2012, 06:35:44 PM

What d'you say???

Fenton · 10 August 2012, 08:26:54 PM

I actually thought you said your dad was a Morris Traveller!

nikharwood · 10 August 2012, 10:33:19 PM

Quote from: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Gordon Bennett! Is there anyone under 50 on this forum?

Mollinary

Yep - by a way...41 over here

Hertsblue · 10 August 2012, 10:41:49 PM

Fifty? I can't remember that far back.

republic of tolworth · 10 August 2012, 10:44:02 PM

I'm under 50!

Just!

Matt J · 10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM

35

and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room

republic of tolworth · 10 August 2012, 11:28:10 PM

barbarian · 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM

30.

By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.

Techno · 11 August 2012, 05:51:43 AM

Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM
35

and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room

We'll be in deep poo if we ever get inspected by Ofsted.

FierceKitty · 11 August 2012, 05:57:32 AM

Quote from: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.

By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.

It's just English.

robert · 11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM

FK - he's 30 and a barbarian...............

FierceKitty · 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM

Quote from: robert on 11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM
FK - he's 30 and a barbarian...............

Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.

nikharwood · 11 August 2012, 08:36:07 AM

Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.

Hertsblue · 11 August 2012, 11:25:37 AM

Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.

Yeah, I've seen a photo of him wearing the rugby shirt.

Shakespearean insult generator

Techno

10 August 2012, 04:43:32 PM #20

10 August 2012, 04:47:33 PM #21

10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM #22

10 August 2012, 05:23:23 PM #23

10 August 2012, 05:46:00 PM #24

Techno

10 August 2012, 06:02:07 PM #25

10 August 2012, 06:35:44 PM #26

10 August 2012, 08:26:54 PM #27

10 August 2012, 10:33:19 PM #28

10 August 2012, 10:41:49 PM #29

10 August 2012, 10:44:02 PM #30

10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM #31

10 August 2012, 11:28:10 PM #32

11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM #33

Techno

11 August 2012, 05:51:43 AM #34

11 August 2012, 05:57:32 AM #35

11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM #36

11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM #37

11 August 2012, 08:36:07 AM #38

11 August 2012, 11:25:37 AM #39