A little light Humour

[Chad]

Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy
room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt - prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied
her voice, and asked, “Will I be acquitted?”

SLEEPING WITH MICK
The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned older biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."
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[Techno]

 

Good ones Chad !!
Cheers - Phil.

[Luddite]

Bill took a bit of a risk there i think...

[Leon]

 

[Nosher]

Bill took a bit of a risk there i think...

Don't knock it till you've tried it lovey