The Ilkhanids in Devizes - 4 Madaxeman Batreps

Started by madaxeman, 04 October 2024, 09:20:53 PM

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madaxeman

In a truly surprising development, 4 "traditional format" read-along battle reports are now available for anyone who wishes to follow the varied exploits of a deeply smelly and unwashed Ilkhanid Mongol army in stunning hyper-colour  and (mostly) 28mm plastic, as they take on the Samurai, the Ghaznavids, the Burmese and finally the Mongols of Timur the Lame down in the heart of the West Country at Attack! 2024's ADLG competition.



Thrill as the Armenian-supported Ilkhanids send waves of fragrant dancing cavalry, eager unwashed knights and reluctant yet deeply sweaty spearmen out to fight a variety of almost equally colourful foes, including Mighty Shrew Elephants dressed in patchwork duvets ...



..bare-chested Burmese jungle dwelling tribesmen who can wiggle all of their toes independently, and...


.. the "I can't believe it's not Seleucid" Elephant Corps of Tamerland the Great and his horde of partly undead warriors and cannon fodder.

Yes, this is a possibly welcome (YVMV) return to the  old-school of battle report blogging, with rubbish captions, a probably unhealthy focus on the Mongol's poor personal hygiene, ridiculously OTT descriptive sentence structures, and the musings of both the Ilkhanid Khan and (of course) Nasty Hannibal himself  to reconsider all of the action at the end of each game.

These battle reports are accompanied by the "Melksham, Don't Mind if I do!" edition of the Madaxeman (Video) Podcast.

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Keraunos

Wonderfully over the top reporting, and I do like those colourful Armenians.

Big Insect

Indeed.
The Giant Madagascan Elephant Shrews in patchwork duvets had me chuckling  ;D  ;D  ;D
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