Guilty secrets

Started by FierceKitty, 06 June 2022, 02:34:20 PM

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FierceKitty

An old man goes into a dimly-lit building without talking to anybody. Like one familiar with the routine, he moves into a private room connected by an intimate opening with an adjacent cubicle. This is clearly not a first-time experience for him. Presently a young woman's voice from the other side says confidentially "Sorry, Daddy. I've been such a naughty little girl."
"You've got the right idea", he says. "But the accepted formulation is 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' "
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

I've forwarded that to the inqusition !
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
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Steve J