3 men walk into a pub

Started by Last Hussar, 29 November 2021, 10:44:06 PM

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Last Hussar

I'll start

A Priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a pub,and the barman says "I think one of you is a misspelling."
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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Techno II

Good grief. X_X

That's so bad, it almost comes out the other side. ;D  ;D  ;D

Let's have some more of those.

Cheers - Phil. :)

FierceKitty

I prefer the version where they're giving blood, and it turns out the bunny is a type O.
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Ithoriel

Very good, LH!

A man walks into a pub just on closing time.

The publican says,"I'm terribly sorry but I've just rung the bell for closing so I can't serve you."

"That's alright," says the man,"I don't want a drink, I'm just hoping you can settle an argument my wife and I are having."

"Do my best,"says the publican, doubtfully,"What do you want to know?"

"How big is the world's biggest penguin?" asks the man.

"Blimey," exclaims the landlord,"I don't know exactly ... but about three foot I reckon."

The man looks crestfallen,"So not over five foot tall, then?"

"Good Lord, no!" exclaims the publican,"Nowhere near that."

The man looks stricken. "Well,the wife was right." he says,"I'm in real trouble now."

"Because you've lost an argument with the wife?"

"No, mate," the man explains,"Because I've just run down a nun in your car park!"
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno II

I haven't heard that one !

Not bad. ;D  ;D  ;D

Cheers - Phil.  :)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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