Good Manners - Another lesson by Teacher

[Orcs]

 
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying
 to teach good manners, asked her students the
 following question:

 "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
 nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
 have to go to the bathroom?"

 Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

 The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
 and impolite."

 "What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter
 said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the
 bathroom. I'll be right back."

 "That's better" she said, "but it's still not very
 nice to use the word bathroom at the dinner table."

 "And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for
 once and show us your good manners?"

 I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a
 moment? I have to go shake hands with a very dear
 friend of mine, whom I look forward to introducing
 you to right after dinner."

 The teacher was speechless

[Techno II]

Oh, dear ! 

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

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