2022 shall be known as...

Started by Lord Speedy of Leighton, 05 January 2022, 12:43:56 PM

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Lord Speedy of Leighton

The Discworld year for 2022 shall be known as 🥁... The Year of the Lachrymating Leveret.
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Leman

What? I thought it was more likely to be known as "When is this bloody thing going to end?"
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sultanbev

2022 will be the year that everyone gets acquainted with methane, energy rationing, and the year that the population passed 8 billion (~Nov 30th 2022).

Leman

I thought you guys had put a stop to immigration - 65 million to 8 billion in a year.You could still probably squeeze everyone onto the Isle of Wight, with Thanet as an overspill.
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d_Guy

The recent year sequence is:
2020
2020 Won
2020 Too
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Big Insect

Is that why leverets go over cliffs - as they cannot see where they are going due to tears in their eyes?
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Ithoriel


QuoteIs that why leverets go over cliffs - as they cannot see where they are going due to tears in their eyes?
Sirrah, you may know a hawk from a handsaw but I fear you cannot tell a lemming from a leveret!


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Heedless Horseman

07 January 2022, 07:13:43 PM #7 Last Edit: 07 January 2022, 07:22:51 PM by Heedless Horseman
2022... don't want to be here... but 'stuck' with it!
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Big Insect

Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 January 2022, 04:19:00 PMSirrah, you may know a hawk from a handsaw but I fear you cannot tell a lemming from a leveret!

You are indeed correct ... my brain must have gone off down its own rabbit hole. Or should I say hare today, gone tomorrow!
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flamingpig0

Quote from: Leman on 07 January 2022, 02:09:43 PMI thought you guys had put a stop to immigration - 65 million to 8 billion in a year.You could still probably squeeze everyone onto the Isle of Wight, with Thanet as an overspill.

Very 'Day of the Triffids'
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Ben Waterhouse

Quote from: Leman on 07 January 2022, 02:09:43 PMI thought you guys had put a stop to immigration - 65 million to 8 billion in a year.You could still probably squeeze everyone onto the Isle of Wight, with Thanet as an overspill.

Well you can go and do one young man! We've got enough grockles and overners here as it is...
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