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Started by Orcs, 21 October 2019, 10:42:07 AM

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Orcs

01 March 2025, 11:38:20 PM #160
Quote from: d_Guy on 15 February 2025, 07:49:02 PMMaybe. Those who have "BritBox" streaming to perfect their English, likely not. :D

Yep two countries separated by a common language
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Raider4

07 March 2026, 12:02:41 PM #161
Just heard on the radio:


"The man who invented autocorrectdied recently. His funeral is tomato".


Made me chuckle anyway. 

Ithoriel

07 March 2026, 08:45:47 PM #162
The version I know is

"The man who invested autocarrot has dyed. His funnel will be tomato. May he restaurant in peas."
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno 3

08 March 2026, 08:15:23 PM #163
I like those. ;D
I'll do this later

steve_holmes_11

15 March 2026, 04:31:09 PM #164
I really shouldn't be here.

I was warned to avoid the forum on the Ides of March.
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