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Bodvoc

11 March 2015, 02:02:53 PM #2240
Wouldn't mind a lift in their car, I'd be up for a singalong! :d
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

11 March 2015, 02:07:43 PM #2241
Just testing the preview in firefox
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Hertsblue

11 March 2015, 03:06:51 PM #2242
Interesting that the girl in the back wore the shortest skirt....
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Leman

11 March 2015, 06:57:27 PM #2243
Now that says a lot because I didn't notice that.
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Orcs

11 March 2015, 08:06:27 PM #2244
Quote from: Hertsblue on 11 March 2015, 03:06:51 PM
Interesting that the girl in the back wore the shortest skirt....

I believe there was also a flash of gusset - I have a sad life :D
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getagrip

11 March 2015, 08:54:53 PM #2245
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 March 2015, 08:06:27 PM
I believe there was also a flash of gusset - I have a sad life :D

You really do. ;D

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toxicpixie

12 March 2015, 12:19:17 PM #2246
In the vein of musical offerings -

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 March 2015, 12:29:50 PM #2247
OMG-SMG! Humenahhumenah
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toxicpixie

12 March 2015, 12:32:25 PM #2248
I thought that might be interest to many of the forum. I'm more of a Faith man myself, but pretty much the entire cast of Buffy was great looking.
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Roy

15 March 2015, 11:57:46 AM #2249
I just thought I'd share with the forum a woman with a brazilian



My first version of the joke was going to be this...


the bloke's a very famous Brazilian footballer - Ronaldo (the one that sometimes gets confused and ends up hiring ladyboys to 'party with' by mistake. note use of sometimes and not he once did)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

15 March 2015, 12:18:02 PM #2250
What bloke?
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Leman

15 March 2015, 03:01:50 PM #2251
The china.
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fsn

15 March 2015, 03:26:44 PM #2252
That sound like an excuse for pictures of Chinese girls ...


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getagrip

15 March 2015, 03:35:14 PM #2253
Love Chinese girls :)
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Roy

15 March 2015, 03:59:02 PM #2254


Apparently.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

15 March 2015, 04:19:43 PM #2255
Apparently I love Chinese, Japanese and Korean girls ;)
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Roy

15 March 2015, 04:24:46 PM #2256
Vietnamese?

And the music goes...

"...dum-dum-dum-dum-dum...You keep saying you've got something for me..."



We all know the movie scene, so none of use need repeat it on this forum (and I get told off, again)  ;)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

15 March 2015, 04:27:07 PM #2257
You my number one Roy B)

:D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

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Roy

15 March 2015, 04:31:34 PM #2258
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 04:27:07 PM
You my number one Roy B)

:D

It's difficult to know how to answer that

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Leman

15 March 2015, 04:38:26 PM #2259
Quote from: fsn on 15 March 2015, 03:26:44 PM
That sound like an excuse for pictures of Chinese girls ...



Exerrent! No excuse ever needed for oriental beauty.
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