Men explained

Started by FierceKitty, 29 April 2016, 03:43:08 PM

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FierceKitty

29 April 2016, 03:43:08 PM
Hay-Whitton's theory of male psychology: every man is trying to turn into his father, or trying not to. This explains at least 90% of human male behaviour.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Roy

29 April 2016, 05:19:05 PM #1
Sigmund Freud said something similar about male progeny, I believe. @-)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

FierceKitty

29 April 2016, 05:41:33 PM #2
Damn. I also thought of cyborgs, hand-pedalled quadricycles for cripples, and soap-filled scouring pads, only to find I was too late for the party. :(
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