Forum Tunes

[Westmarcher]

"Westie's red, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbing along
and the policeman says
'I don't care what you call it, put it away' "

... when singing this, should we have been following the bouncing ball(s)?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

... when singing this, should we have been following the bouncing ball(s)?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

IanS

[Sandinista]

The Clash did an entire triple album in honour of me     

Cheers
Ian

[DanJ]

Bat out of Hull ?

Hull's near Middlesborough isn't it (my east coast geography's a bit weak)?

[Westmarcher]

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, tah-lented
He is E, endearing
He is C, ch-arming
He is N, ... er ... nicey
He is O, oh, oh ...
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, ... er ... toilet trained
He is E, eccentric
He is C, comical
He is N, nerdy
He is O, oh, oh ....
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, trip up-able
He is E, endangered
He is C, acCidental
He is N, ....er .. Naked!?
He is ... oh, oh ....

Vrrrrrrrrrppp!  [sound of stylus skidding across vinyl]



[Music stops. Disco crowd gasp]



(Lemmey) What! 
Right! Break it up. I'm pulling this thread. Move along, folks. Nothing to see.
[voice from background: Heh! What do you mean?]

[Disco crowd departs]

(Lemmey) Disgusting!
.. (Nobby) I thought he looked quite fit.
... (Lemmey) .... and he's a Moderator.
.... (Nobby) I saw his dremel.
...... (Lemmey) ... and what was that green stuff ...
....... [conversation recedes into the distance] ....[/size]

*Disclaimer: "The events depicted in this song are fictitious and any similarity to any forum members is merely coincidental. Probably." *

[Techno]

And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. 

Very good, Westie. 

Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. 

Does it hurt?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

Anyone know where we can get a new stylus?

[fsn]

 

[Techno]

Does it hurt?

Only when I sneeze.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

All the following are by Durutti Column:

For Belgian Friends

Destroy, She Said

The Fields of Athenry (for the Fantasy fans)

Overload Part One (Techno's average morning)

American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)

Rant

Painting

Loser (somone usually has to be)

The Secret Between the Blade and Me (a Techno favourite I believe)

Spasmic Fairy (choose your own interpretation of this one)

[Roy]

 

Top stuff Westmarcher

[Tawa]

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, tah-lented
He is E, endearing
He is C, ch-arming
He is N, ... er ... nicey
He is O, oh, oh ...
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, ... er ... toilet trained
He is E, eccentric
He is C, comical
He is N, nerdy
He is O, oh, oh ....
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, trip up-able
He is E, endangered
He is C, acCidental
He is N, ....er .. Naked!?
He is ... oh, oh ....

Vrrrrrrrrrppp!  [sound of stylus skidding across vinyl]



[Music stops. Disco crowd gasp]



(Lemmey) What! 
Right! Break it up. I'm pulling this thread. Move along, folks. Nothing to see.
[voice from background: Heh! What do you mean?]

[Disco crowd departs]

(Lemmey) Disgusting!
.. (Nobby) I thought he looked quite fit.
... (Lemmey) .... and he's a Moderator.
.... (Nobby) I saw his dremel.
...... (Lemmey) ... and what was that green stuff ...
....... [conversation recedes into the distance] ....[/size]

*Disclaimer: "The events depicted in this song are fictitious and any similarity to any forum members is merely coincidental. Probably." *

[d_Guy]

American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)

It's possible but I can't understand a dang word - which - as I think on it - often mirrors my view of the form.

I would have to add "Hotel California" to the list of forum tunes

And possibly R.E.M's "it's the end of the world"

Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.

[d_Guy]

T.E.C.N.O. !!!   
Westie -  making a run for Nobby's appointment as forum poet laureate!