If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
"The Shits" is spelt diarrhoea ;D ;D
I thought it was the 'dire rear'. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
If one member of a synchronised swimming team drowns, do they all have to follow suit?
If Texas is pronounced Texas why is Arkansas pronounced Arkensaw, or, possibly should it be Texaw?