A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?" "Sure!" replies Jim. "Let's go!" At Stacey's house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk and asks, "Is this your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Stacey replies, "That's me before my operation!"
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But the most unexpected punchline of the three. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Shouldn't the picture be noticed in post-coital euphoria beside the bed?
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A woman is drinking in a bar when she notices a handsome young man. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the man, "I'm Steve. What's yours?" "I'm Judy." "Judy, do you want to come over to my house tonight?" "Sure!" replies Judy. "Let's go!" At Steve's house, Judy notices a picture of a woman on Steve's desk and asks, "Is this your sister?" "No, it isn't, Judy!" Steve giggles. "Is it your wife?" Steve giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your girlfriend!" Steve giggles even more while nibbling on Judy's ear. He says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Steve replies, "That's me before my operation!"
That's the great thing about sexual reassignment surgery jokes - you get two for the price of one
Quote from: Shedman on 04 April 2014, 07:04:50 AM
That's the great thing about sexual reassignment surgery jokes - you get two for the price of one
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