I have heard from a confidential source that the Government is thinking of floating a whole new raft of regulating bodies. These include:
OfShoulder - casual ladies wear
OfSide - football
OfHand - disinterested glovemakers.
OfFence - Boundary markers that cause conflict between neighbours.
OfTen - Those who score high marks repeatedly in Strictly Come Dancing
OFFS - text swearing
OfSpring - Children
OfCut - Rabbis
OfFiah - Rugby players
OfFish - Snooty anglers
OfFertory - Donating Conservatives to the Church
OfElia - Shakespearean heroines
There may be more ...
X_X ;D ;D ;D
We could have sweep on how many more he comes up with ?
Cheers - Phil
OfFal - bad animal product based jokes.
OfPutt Golf
OfCourse Greenskeepers
OfShoot Seedling snipers
OFsex - married women
Ofstand- Dave at shows
OFtotty- Nik
OFtable- Wargamers
Oflord- Milady
Ofclone-Milady
Have we forgotten The Public Urinals Standards Watchdog - Offpiss?
Then of course there are:
OfSett - tennis playing badgers, who just don't quite fit in - by wearing tartan.
OfWhite - the much needed regulation of "magnolia", "country cream" and other insipid paint colours.
Of!Of!Of! - Exotic, pole and strip-tease dancers.
OfUFk - Bluestone 42 watchers
OfFissure - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.
Quote from: fsn on 28 March 2014, 07:45:03 AM
OfFissure - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Oh goody! Encouragement! :D :D
Me and my big mouth ! ;) ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
OfTopic - Would probably not sit too well with a number of regulars here.
Ofwife- Regulates standards in the kitchen, laundry and bedroom . Not sure who would be brave or mad enough to work for them.
Offballs- Hareem reguator
Ofpeak. Out of season skiing holidays.
These may dribble in for days yet!
Surely Ofpeak is out-of-season mountaineering?
No OfPeak is "my safety line has just snapped". :P
Quote from: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Thats ORI-fice surely?????