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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: fsn on 27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM

Title: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM
I have heard from a confidential source that the Government is thinking of floating a whole new raft of regulating bodies. These include:

OfShoulder - casual ladies wear
OfSide - football
OfHand - disinterested glovemakers.
OfFence - Boundary markers that cause conflict between neighbours.
OfTen - Those who score high marks repeatedly in Strictly Come Dancing
OFFS - text swearing
OfSpring - Children
OfCut - Rabbis
OfFiah - Rugby players
OfFish - Snooty anglers
OfFertory - Donating Conservatives to the Church
OfElia - Shakespearean heroines

There may be more ...
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Sandinista on 27 March 2014, 06:39:54 PM
Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM
There may be more ...

Please no, no more  :'(
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Techno on 27 March 2014, 08:09:30 PM
 X_X ;D ;D ;D
We could have sweep on how many more he comes up with ?
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 27 March 2014, 08:12:31 PM
OfFal - bad animal product based jokes.
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 27 March 2014, 10:04:05 PM
OfPutt      Golf
OfCourse   Greenskeepers
OfShoot    Seedling snipers
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Orcs on 27 March 2014, 10:13:35 PM
OFsex - married women
Ofstand- Dave at shows
OFtotty- Nik
OFtable- Wargamers
Oflord- Milady
Ofclone-Milady
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Ithoriel on 27 March 2014, 10:24:07 PM
Have we forgotten The Public Urinals Standards Watchdog - Offpiss?
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 28 March 2014, 07:45:03 AM
Then of course there are:

OfSett    - tennis playing badgers, who just don't quite fit in - by wearing tartan.
OfWhite  - the much needed regulation of "magnolia", "country cream" and other insipid paint colours.
Of!Of!Of! - Exotic, pole and strip-tease dancers.
OfUFk      - Bluestone 42 watchers
OfFissure  - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
Quote from: fsn on 28 March 2014, 07:45:03 AM
OfFissure  - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.

That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 28 March 2014, 08:23:00 AM
Quote from: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D

Oh goody!  Encouragement!   :D :D
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Techno on 28 March 2014, 08:58:26 AM
Me and my big mouth !  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: OldenBUA on 28 March 2014, 11:53:27 AM
OfTopic - Would probably not sit too well with a number of regulars here.
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Orcs on 28 March 2014, 12:12:07 PM

Ofwife- Regulates standards in the kitchen, laundry and bedroom .  Not sure who would be brave or mad enough to work for them.
Offballs- Hareem reguator

Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: fsn on 30 March 2014, 04:06:04 PM
Ofpeak. Out of season skiing holidays.

These may dribble in for days yet!
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 March 2014, 04:08:41 PM
Surely Ofpeak is out-of-season mountaineering?
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 March 2014, 04:39:05 PM
No OfPeak is "my safety line has just snapped".  :P
Title: Re: Bloomin' regulation!
Post by: Nosher on 30 March 2014, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Thats ORI-fice surely?????