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Title: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Ithoriel on 21 March 2014, 02:53:50 PM
BBC piece on how happy people in various jobs report themselves to be.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26671221 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26671221)

I moved from the 43rd to the 47th (out of 274) happiest jobs - more fool me :)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Nosher on 21 March 2014, 04:14:06 PM
How to make people feel happy by the BBC and the Home Office

1.  The statistics are flawed as is everything that comes out of the Home Office  >:( >:( >:(

2.  Where do they get the salary figures from.....  8-} £22k for Ambulance Staff and £36k for Paramedics???????  >:(

3.  There isn't such a thing as an Ambulance Driver..... Yes we drive Ambulances but thats just a mode of transport to get us to patients and then onto hospital ~X( It's not like we do anything when were with patients FFS   :(
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Leon on 21 March 2014, 05:52:47 PM
Wow, I've done 5 of the jobs in the bottom 50...  :D

The sad thing is that there are only about 10 jobs on that list who get paid less than me...  :'(
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: WeeWars on 21 March 2014, 05:58:45 PM
Quote from: Leon on 21 March 2014, 05:52:47 PM
Wow, I've done 5 of the jobs in the bottom 50...  :D

Surely you've also done at least three of the top five: Chief Executive, Company Secretary and Quality Assurance all at Pendraken?  :D
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Zippee on 21 March 2014, 06:38:46 PM
My job didn't even make the list  :o

Either desperately unhappy or forgotten and marginalised - not entirely sure which is worse  :-\
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Steve J on 21 March 2014, 06:55:35 PM
QuoteThere isn't such a thing as an Ambulance Driver

Well my Directors wife has just given that job up, so it exists! However, she was ferrying patients to and from hospital in a non-emergency role, if that makes sense.

As for my job, it's not even on there, but similar ones are low down on the list :(.
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: petercooman on 21 March 2014, 07:28:41 PM
I assemble ready-to-use medium-high voltage cables for switch gears and stuff so that is classed as:

(249) Assemblers (electrical and electronic products)    

And for what it's worth, i think it is ranked too high  :-q :-q
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: fsn on 21 March 2014, 07:44:31 PM
Well closest for me would be (5) Quality assurance and regulatory professionals.

You lot must be suicidal!
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: petercooman on 21 March 2014, 07:48:34 PM
Just one little query, what's the difference between:

(8) Farmers
and
(262) Fishing and other elementary agriculture occupations

And especially, why is the one that much happier than the other? I consider a farmer having an elementary agricultural occupation.


:-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: capthugeca on 21 March 2014, 11:57:48 PM
I'm H.A.P.P.Y
I'm H.A.P.P.Y
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm H.A.P.P.Y

O:-)   :D
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Fenton on 22 March 2014, 12:16:29 AM
255 for me  :D

Wish I was getting close to mean income for it
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Techno on 22 March 2014, 08:12:17 AM
192 ? Reckon I'm much happier than that !
But I wish I got close to the mean income too ! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 22 March 2014, 08:37:40 AM
I was 13 and above mean, but hating it, but then I had a frankly massive breakdown!
Much below mean now, but much nearer happiness.

I'm trying my best to up your score Phil! ;)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Hertsblue on 22 March 2014, 09:59:17 AM
They don't mention the happiest and most satisfying occupation of all - I'm retired!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: get2grips on 22 March 2014, 10:21:10 AM
106 for me...meh =)

Leon, if you added all your clones together you must be number 1 in satisfaction AND salary!  Simples :D
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Techno on 22 March 2014, 11:01:45 AM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 22 March 2014, 08:37:40 AM
I'm trying my best to up your score Phil! ;)

Which is much appreciated, Will !
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Orcs on 22 March 2014, 01:52:05 PM
I am 140 or 147 depending on what part of my job I take. the actuall company i work for is fairly crap!

BUT

However I am a mercenary  

I work on the principle that most of us are not lucky enought to do a job we really like.  So you have to spend 40ish hours a week doing something essentially dont want to.  Therefore its what you are able to do outside of work thats important. So:-

"Job satisfaction is directly related to the money in the bank at the end of the month "  as this enables you to do what you really want to do  :D

However  I fully accept that this is not the ideal way to work and envy those who enjoy what they do
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Techno on 22 March 2014, 02:05:51 PM
The one thing we haven't mentioned........
If you haven't got a job that you enjoy.....(I'm very lucky in that respect).....If you work with, or meet people you really like......I think that makes a huge difference.
Your thoughts, Ladies and Gents. :-\
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: fsn on 22 March 2014, 03:14:13 PM
Agreed. I used to enjoy my job. Now, not so much.
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Steve J on 22 March 2014, 05:35:10 PM
I used to love my job and look forward to going to work every day. Now I just do it for the money :(. Even having a great bunch of guys to work with doesn't offset the daily sh!t I have to deal with. Looking for other options this year to take me to retirement.
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: paulr on 22 March 2014, 05:44:19 PM
Quote from: Techno on 22 March 2014, 02:05:51 PM
The one thing we haven't mentioned........
If you haven't got a job that you enjoy.....(I'm very lucky in that respect).....If you work with, or meet people you really like......I think that makes a huge difference.
Your thoughts, Ladies and Gents. :-\
Cheers - Phil

93 or 140 for me depending on definitions  :-\

As Techno says it is the people you work with that really make the difference  :D >:(
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Nosher on 22 March 2014, 06:12:01 PM
For the first time since leaving the military I'm actually doing a job that I love. I get up on a morning excited about what lies ahead which I haven't done for years.

The banters great, 99% of my colleagues are mad as frogs. The other 1% I dont bother with. Waste of breath.

I definately dont do the job for the money, in fact i earn almost £14k a year less, but it was that or face an uncertain future on the redundancy scrap heap....

There's loads of politics around the job but thankfully they are with a small 'p' and nothing i can change so why bother?

I get to meet people with incredible life stories as well as a fair share of nutters.

No two days are the same and whilst I dont agree with the way the public abuse 999, the work definately underlines that variety is the spice of life
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: get2grips on 23 March 2014, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: get2grips on 22 March 2014, 10:21:10 AM
106 for me...meh =)


Had another look at this: apparently I'm at 34 :)

I can live with that ;)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: DanJ on 24 March 2014, 10:04:45 AM
93 in terms of what it says on the tin BUT the tin is very small and doesn't come close to the mean sallary.

I wonder if these are London/SE wages >:(?

If I got the mean salary I'd probably rocket up to about 92 or even 91!
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Nosher on 24 March 2014, 12:20:45 PM
Isn't all statistical information based on the London rates? :-<

Because politicians only know other parts of the country exist when it comes to election campaign time.  :Ph

They didn't give a sh*t about the floods until their taxpayers money second homes in the thames corridor were at risk.  >:(
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Fenton on 24 March 2014, 12:25:49 PM
http://longtermplan.org.uk/
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: get2grips on 24 March 2014, 01:40:13 PM
 =O =O =O

Brilliant
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Nosher on 24 March 2014, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Fenton on 24 March 2014, 12:25:49 PM
http://longtermplan.org.uk/

Far more eloquently put than my rant ;)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: get2grips on 24 March 2014, 02:01:31 PM
Quote from: Nosher on 24 March 2014, 01:54:32 PM
Far more eloquently put than my rant ;)

It's the sentiment that counts: I agree with both :)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: marie on 29 March 2014, 11:38:23 PM
I`m in the top ten, so i`m happy....but missing cadburys choc....please send container.....now....
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Techno on 30 March 2014, 08:46:58 AM
Won't we have to send it in a refrigerated container ? ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: marie on 30 March 2014, 09:21:17 PM
I`m coming home to collect..... 8)
Title: Re: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Post by: Techno on 30 March 2014, 09:24:35 PM
Put on your thermals then.....I think we've had Summer here already.
Cheers - Phil