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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Techno on 12 March 2014, 10:32:48 AM

Title: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: Techno on 12 March 2014, 10:32:48 AM
But I quite liked this tale that Mrs T found this morning.

An English Professor in  America was lecturing his class on 'double negatives'......The story went something like this.....

"In virtually every language spoken in the World, a double negative makes for a positive. Russian is one of the few, or only, languages where a double negative is STILL a negative.
Nowhere in the World does a 'double positive' become a negative."

A voice was heard at the back of the hall......"Yeah......Right."  :D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: Ithoriel on 12 March 2014, 10:44:27 AM
That'll be real then ... aye .... right!  :P
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: get2grips on 12 March 2014, 11:19:50 AM
True...not true...don't care: really nice analysis of language ;)
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: fsn on 12 March 2014, 12:03:39 PM
Intonation. "Yeah .... Right", but what about a perky "yeah, right, ..."
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: Techno on 12 March 2014, 12:06:39 PM
Very good point fsn !
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: fsn on 12 March 2014, 12:08:40 PM
Thanks Techno ... hang on ... do you mean 'good' or 'good'

I've confused myself and will have to lie down with my relaxation object.
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: FierceKitty on 12 March 2014, 12:29:13 PM
Quote from: fsn on 12 March 2014, 12:08:40 PM
Thanks Techno ... hang on ... do you mean 'good' or 'good'

I've confused myself and will have to lie down with my relaxation object.

At least you know the difference between lie and lay, unlike too many of our new world friends!
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: paulr on 12 March 2014, 06:53:39 PM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/942229/thumbs/r-US-INTELLIGENCE-TUI-AD-large570.jpg?6)

One of many billboards in a long running campaign for Tui beer in NZ  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: Hertsblue on 13 March 2014, 09:03:37 AM
Quote from: fsn on 12 March 2014, 12:08:40 PM

I've confused myself and will have to lie down with my relaxation object.

What's her name?
Title: Re: Almost certainly untrue......
Post by: Sandinista on 13 March 2014, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: paulr on 12 March 2014, 06:53:39 PM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/942229/thumbs/r-US-INTELLIGENCE-TUI-AD-large570.jpg?6)

One of many billboards in a long running campaign for Tui beer in NZ  ;D ;D

My favourite is "I was only reading her t-shirt - Yeah right!"  ;D